Andy Dick once paid Jabba $1000 to have me freeze him in carbonite so that people would talk about him. Jabba almost ate him, mistaking him for one of those little Muppet-looking things he used to eat.
Jon Lovitz has the right idea, smashing Andy Dick's face into a bar four or five times. Where I take exception to Lovitz's treatment of Dick is here:
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Last year, Lovitz related, a drunken Dick strolled up to his table at
Ago in West Hollywood, rudely downed his guests' peach liqueur drinks,
and "looked at me and said, 'I put the "Phil Hartman hex" on you -
you're the next one to die.' I said, 'What did you say?' and he
repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don't hit women."
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Quit insulting the women, Jon. Andy Dick isn't a woman...he's a coke-inhaling rodent without the scruples.
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