Bubba Fett's Cracklins

Fake Wookies

If there's one thing Bubba Fett can't abide, it's furries.

Wookies, while big, ill-tempered and as smelly as a Rancor taint, earn respect. The moment you take a Wookie lightly is the moment you're going to be beaten to death with one of your limbs.

But what's with these people who want dress up like Wookies and mount one another? Bubba Fett is not surprised to hear that they chose to convene in "I used to be A-List by marriage, but now I'm B-List by talent" Sienna Miller's favorite city, Shitsburgh, for their big mas puto convention.

If you've ever seen a picture of Franco Harris in his prime, you know where that comment comes from. I hear he and Bradshaw used to play "stuff the raccoon" all the time.

TTDWBD, 7/6/07

The signal is strong in this one! I get 802.11G here in the Sarlaac's gut, and I've got nothing but time (and bile) on my hands.

Kung Fu Monkey points the way to the first in my series of "Things To Do While Being Digested": In-browser, Flash-driven Biblical characters breaking it off Mortal Kombat style.

Introduction

TGIF! At least I think it's Friday. It's dark in this Sarlaac.